i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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