Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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