I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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