I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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