Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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