idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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