I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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