i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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