just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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