My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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