I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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