Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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