i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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