that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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