if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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