Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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