Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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