Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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