Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
