ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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