Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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