I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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