do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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