Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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