when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You have to summon your inner elephant
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
