he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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