they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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