My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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