No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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