I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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