i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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