the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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