it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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