going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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