He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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