i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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