and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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