i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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