Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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