you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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