Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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