theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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