I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am available for nakedness
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Randomize
