"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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