So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
ttyl tear gas
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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