butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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