North Korea, Best Korea!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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