Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
