I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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