Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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