She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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