Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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