talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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