I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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