I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The power of my boobs compel you
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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