Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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